Why now?

I have to leave my office in 35 minutes for the big lunch.
I am in a suit...I look fairly decent.

But. My hair.

It won't cooperate. It is frizzy and flying all over and looks hideous.
Normally I don't give a damn about the state of my locks.
But it would be nice if today wasn't the day my hair decided to be nutzo.

Figures. The day I meet the Lt. gov. and lots of other important people that I look like a major spazoid. I guess there won't be any fooling them.